Pulp Muppets

September 17, 2007

It’s old.  So am I.  But it’s pretty good. 


Poodles are Slutty

August 11, 2007

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Movie Review – Shrek the Third

May 20, 2007

Shrek the Third 

If you were a fan of the first two Shrek movies, you won’t be horrifically disappointed in the third installment of the series.  It’s not as good as the first or second, but doesn’t totally suck. 

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May 14, 2007

I can only take credit for the re-mix, someone sent me the pictures in an email with no attribution. 

I’m Running Away

May 6, 2007

Very well done short film, NSFW (language).


April 21, 2007

I was searching for Spongebob clip on youtube (don’t judge me) and I ran across this short cartoon called Hairballs.  It’s NSFW for some language,  I had no idea the average house-cat was so coarse.  It starts pretty slow, but gets much, much better when the other house-cat roommates show up.    

Hairballs was created by Mr. Lawrence, who, if you believe everything you read on the internet, is a writer and the voice of Plankton for the Spongebob Squarepants series, and has a long history of animation work including some of my favorite cartoons, Rocko’s Modern Life and Ren and Stimpy.

Mr. Lawrence is also featured in this (too long by half) meat-world short film about his life as “The Voice” of Plankton.  Again, NSFW for language. 

TNT is of the Devil

April 8, 2007

No, not the explosive, the cable channel. 

The Easter Sunday Line-up:

7:30am – 9:30am

The Thomas Crown Affair

A billionaire looking for new challenges attracts the attention of an investigator when a priceless Monet is stolen.

Moral Lesson:  Rich white guys steal stuff for fun.

9:30am – 12:00pm

American Beauty

Lester Burnham, a depressed suburban father in a mid-life crisis, decides to turn his hectic life around after developing an infatuation for his daughter’s attractive friend.

Moral Lesson:  Middle-aged white guys are all crazy for your teenage daughter.

12:00pm – 2:30pm


Fired by his firm, a lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back in court with help from his lawyer (Denzel Washington).

Moral Lesson:  Gay is good, corporations bad.

2:30pm – 5:30pm

The Devil’s Advocate

After moving to New York, a lawyer (Keanu Reeves) and his wife (Charlize Theron) gradually learn his new employer’s (Al Pacino) true identity.

Moral Lesson:  The Devil makes a good leading man.

5:30pm – 8:00pm

Deep Impact

Troubled people attempt to mend their lives as they brace themselves for a comet that threatens Earth.

Moral Lesson:  Fuck it, we are all doomed anyway.