Two of my favorite Looney Toons, staring Claude Cat and Frisky Puppy.
I’m sick, and I got up at 4:00AM and took some cold medicine, and my head is just loopy. Can’t think straight, and I keep doing stupid things ’cause I’m not paying attention.
I cut my ear while shaving this morning. No…I wasn’t shaving my ear. It just got in the way of my razor. Freaky…yes?
It’s snowing, and it’s trash day. I started up the Jeep and let it run to get warm while I dragged the trash to the curb. Then I drove off to work and left my wallet and cell phone at the house. Luckily my ass is attached or I would have forgot it too.
I can whole heartedly recommend Tylenol Cold Multi-Symptom Severe for all your cold and flu needs. Just stay in bed and move all sharp objects out of range.
UPDATE: Going home to lay down and
UPDATE 2: Drove Jeep into garage door, cracked lower panel.
UPDATE 3: I didn’t wear a belt with my dress shirt and pants today. I smell pretty bad, too. Might have forgot to use soap in the shower this morning. That severe cold medicine could really, really be abused in the wrong hands. Back to bed for me. Thanks for the well wishes.
fell propelled myself out of my office chair and into a backwards screaming heap on the floor.
My 3/4 length winter coat was draped over the back of my chair, and when I pushed off with my feet to roll backwards toward my office printer (a signature move I’ve perfected over the last few months) the coat went under the wheels.
I don’t know the exact physics behind it, but the chair came to a dead stop and the back was pulled down by the coat, my weight and momentum.
hard push x rolling chair + long coat = down goes Pupster