The Solution for Your Cat, Who Sucks

Cats suck, water wet, world round, etc…

Is this really a common problem, cat owners? 

If they’re not shredding your couch or totally ignoring you, they are probably sucking on your blankets.

Cats suck canal water on blankets?  The devil you say.  I know; let’s give them something that it is OK to suck.  On. 


This Catsifier™ should help your blanket problem…it may even minimize the couch shredding, but as for the ignoring…sorry, you’re on your own.

I’m sorry too.  I can’t imagine why your cat would ignore you in favor of sucking on one of these:

ass nipples yet

3 Responses to The Solution for Your Cat, Who Sucks

  1. geoff says:

    I want one!

    It would be better for appearance’s sake if you actually owned a cat.

  2. S. Weasel says:

    Yes, I’m afraid it’s a pretty common. Comes from kittens that are weaned too soon. Sometimes they get over it, sometimes not.

    Damien is a blanket sucker. It’s a pretty off-pissing behavior.

    I can’t see him latching onto an ass nipple, though.

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