Five for Fighting – 100 Years

December 31, 2007

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Baby Batter Battle Bots

December 30, 2007

From CBC News: 

Scientists are examining whether they can harness the energy driving human sperm to propel nano-scale robots or deliver medicine to targeted sites in the body.

fly my pretties

The biggest problem is the nano-staples keep falling out of the miniature porn mags. 

The Solution for Your Cat, Who Sucks

December 26, 2007

Cats suck, water wet, world round, etc…

Is this really a common problem, cat owners? 

If they’re not shredding your couch or totally ignoring you, they are probably sucking on your blankets.

Cats suck canal water on blankets?  The devil you say.  I know; let’s give them something that it is OK to suck.  On. 


This Catsifier™ should help your blanket problem…it may even minimize the couch shredding, but as for the ignoring…sorry, you’re on your own.

I’m sorry too.  I can’t imagine why your cat would ignore you in favor of sucking on one of these: Read the rest of this entry »

Christmas Wrapping – The Waitresses

December 23, 2007

Merry Christmas to all my pretend internet friends. 

World Orgasm Day

December 21, 2007
Big O

Sorry for the short late notice, but apparently we are supposed to screw for whirred peas tonight. 

People across the world — but especially in countries with “weapons of mass destruction and places where violence is used in place of medication” — are being asked to synchronize their orgasms, according to the group’s Web site.

This group session of sexual healing, aka The Big O, is designed to be an “instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spirtual (sic) energy” that organizers hope will reduce levels of violence, hatred and fear around the world during this, the longest night of the year.

The Global O’s website is here, with countdown clock.  Let’s get busy people!