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Scientists are examining whether they can harness the energy driving human sperm to propel nano-scale robots or deliver medicine to targeted sites in the body.
The biggest problem is the nano-staples keep falling out of the miniature porn mags.
Is this really a common problem, cat owners?
If they’re not shredding your couch or totally ignoring you, they are probably sucking on your blankets.
canal water on blankets? The devil you say. I know; let’s give them something that it is OK to suck. On.
This Catsifier™ should help your blanket problem…it may even minimize the couch shredding, but as for the ignoring…sorry, you’re on your own.
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Merry Christmas to all my pretend internet friends.
Sorry for the
short late notice, but apparently we are supposed to screw for whirred peas tonight.
People across the world — but especially in countries with “weapons of mass destruction and places where violence is used in place of medication” — are being asked to synchronize their orgasms, according to the group’s Web site.
This group session of sexual healing, aka The Big O, is designed to be an “instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spirtual (sic) energy” that organizers hope will reduce levels of violence, hatred and fear around the world during this, the longest night of the year.
The Global O’s website is here, with countdown clock. Let’s get busy people!