Ah…thankyew Pupster…thankyew very much.
Hello ladies and gentlemen, ah…I’m here to tell ya ’bout an exciting new product, something that will really, really put this ‘ol boy back on top.
Now uh, I’ve been in contact with my good friend Pupster, who has been helping me out with ideas for new marketing strategies. That boy’s a genius, I tell ya. He kept telling me, he says,”E, you need to concentrate on your strengths. Do what you know, E…do what you do best.”
So, after a few late night sessions in the studio, and with a little help from my friends in Hershey, PA…I’m proud to present:
Reese’s Peanut Butter & Banana Creme Big Cups.
They are…ah, finer than frog hair, you bet.
So, give them a try, won’t you folks? Thank yew, and God Bless.
Editors Note: I swear, when I took a bite, I heard this in my head: