In skimming over the Jeep Owners Manual, I found many WARNING! boxes with bold text placed all over the place. Most are highly ‘tarded, as is the manual in general, but my favorite so far is a three-peat, the WARNING! box for the ABS (anti-lock brake system), BAS (brake assist system), and the ESP (electronic stability control program) all have the same opening line, which I find priceless:
The _ _ _ system cannot prevent the natural laws of physics from acting on the vehicle.
Good to know.