Bumped: PUP My Ride

April 9, 2007

In honor of turning 40 in a few days and my ongoing mid-life crisis, I’m going to buy or lease a new car, and I’ve narrowed the choices down to these three:

4 door Jeep Wrangler

4 Door freakin’ Wrangler.  Chicks dig it.

Toyota FJ Cruiser

Toyota FJ Cruiser is a quality vehicle, but its not a “real” 4 door, the back seat takes some maneuvering to get into.

Mazda CX-7

Mazda CX-7, the most sophisticated option.

Assuming all meet my needs and and they all cost about the same, which one should I get and why?


FIRST!

April 8, 2007

NSFW – Language

Now you know.

Thanks to Harvey at IMAO.


Job Interview – Monty Python

April 8, 2007

I want to do this…just once.


TNT is of the Devil

April 8, 2007

No, not the explosive, the cable channel. 

The Easter Sunday Line-up:

7:30am – 9:30am

The Thomas Crown Affair

A billionaire looking for new challenges attracts the attention of an investigator when a priceless Monet is stolen.

Moral Lesson:  Rich white guys steal stuff for fun.

9:30am – 12:00pm

American Beauty

Lester Burnham, a depressed suburban father in a mid-life crisis, decides to turn his hectic life around after developing an infatuation for his daughter’s attractive friend.

Moral Lesson:  Middle-aged white guys are all crazy for your teenage daughter.

12:00pm – 2:30pm

Philadelphia

Fired by his firm, a lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back in court with help from his lawyer (Denzel Washington).

Moral Lesson:  Gay is good, corporations bad.

2:30pm – 5:30pm

The Devil’s Advocate

After moving to New York, a lawyer (Keanu Reeves) and his wife (Charlize Theron) gradually learn his new employer’s (Al Pacino) true identity.

Moral Lesson:  The Devil makes a good leading man.

5:30pm – 8:00pm

Deep Impact

Troubled people attempt to mend their lives as they brace themselves for a comet that threatens Earth.

Moral Lesson:  Fuck it, we are all doomed anyway.


10cc’s of Blog-juice…Stat!

April 6, 2007

Sorry folks, nothing to see here.  I’m turning 40 years old in 10 days, and I’m in a bit of a “I can’t believe this is my life at 40” funk…I don’t feel like reading or posting or commenting much. 

Feh.