Via Drudge, 99% chance of hair weaves, broken hips, and Van Halen the way God intended it.
A Van Halen reunion tour, with David Lee Roth back in the fold after 22 years, is in the works, with a Las Vegas launch looking good.
The same could not be said of the semi-tarded former and future lead singer…(pup)
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