Better Than Ezra – Good

January 28, 2007

I heard this song while shopping, but I had a hell of time remembering any of the lyrics except for “good, good, good, good…”  Luckily, that’s the name of the song. Read the rest of this entry »

Pupster – The Chart V

January 28, 2007

 Pupster put the diet contest in cruise control this week, DaveinTexas, Geoff, and Enas Yorl have failed to apply much pressure to keep the contest tight. 

There was no change in my weight or measurements from last week, so the Navy Chart  can kiss my fuzzy tail-wagging bottom.  

Date Body Fat % Weight Diet Cheats Walks this week
1/2/07 33 225 ~ ~
1/7/07 33 220 1 3
1/14/07 33 217 3 1
1/22/07 30 210 2 0
1/28/07 30 210 4* 0**

*Went over my carb limit on four occasions (I think), going out to eat and having drinks with dinner has flat-lined my progress.  

**Swear to God I’m going to have to start walking.  The ankle is healed up enough where I have no excuse. 

Gopher Broke

January 27, 2007

Porn and Pancakes

January 27, 2007

Umm…syrup.Pigs-n-Blankets and Porn

Sausage and Porn

Eggs and Porn

Porn and Donuts

I suppose there are worse reasons to get out of bed.

From The AP:

It’s not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as “Porn and Pancakes” is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York.

The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester.

Brought to you by the fine folks of The XXX church.

Van Halen Reunion Tour – David Is Back?

January 26, 2007

Via Drudge, 99% chance of hair weaves, broken hips, and Van Halen the way God intended it. 

A Van Halen reunion tour, with David Lee Roth back in the fold after 22 years, is in the works, with a Las Vegas launch looking good.

I just pissed myself.  On purpose.

The same could not be said of the semi-tarded former and future lead singer…(pup)

Videos after the fold  Read the rest of this entry »


January 23, 2007

Geoff @ Uncommon Misconceptions let me know my original post was 2 weeks behind Ace.    Two weeks behind Ace.  Let that sink in.   *sigh*

So, I humbly offer the following 5 minute clip from the greatest TV show ever;  Malcolm in the Middle.  In this episode, Lois’ entire family forgets her birthday, and Hal and the boys bribe another family to give up their cake and clowns for Lois.  Hilarity ensues. 

Pupster – The Chart IV

January 22, 2007

The slim down contest continues, though the competitive spirit seems to have waned for Pupster, DaveinTexas, Geoff, and Enas Yorl.

My confidence in the Navy Chart  is shaky, but the tape measure shows I lost 2 inches around my midsection, IN A WEEK?!?  My pants feel loose and I’ve moved up two belt notches, so I suppose it’s possible.  The scale has good news too.  Wow.  Imagine how much better I could do if I actually exercised and quit snacking at bedtime.

Date Body Fat % Weight Diet Cheats Walks this week
1/2/07 33 225 ~ ~
1/7/07 33 220 One handful of Reece’s Pieces 3
1/14/07 33 217 3 1
1/22/07 30 210 2* 0

*Went over my carb limit on two occasions, the diet police believe alcohol was involved.