Saturday’s Reality:

Sunday’s Forecast:

I’ll be in Florida if anyone is looking for me. 

P.S. - Don’t look for me. 

 

 

I really, really hate to shop for clothes.  I’m about to embark on a journey to the men’s department, I need to buy a sport jacket for a business trip.  I have a suit…you’ve seen it, but it doesn’t travel well and the event is in Florida.  The event is business casual, but there will be a semi-formal dinner which will require a jacket. 

 I typically wear black or khaki slacks, so I’m leaning toward a navy-blue or gray sport jacket.  I’ve spent the last hour or so trying to get on-line color coordination advice from internet strangers.  I’m pretty much back to where I started, I’ll have to ask the clerk for advice on colors.  Teh internets have failed me this time.  I’m off into meat world to throw myself on the tender mercies of menswear salesmen on commission.   

**UPDATE**

Mission accomplished.  Went to 4 different stores and was studiously ignored by all clothing sales-persons.  I guess there is some sort of Abe Lincoln/George Washington Day sale going on.  I found what I needed off the rack and got the hell out. 

Pupster boy 1 (ededdeddy)  started his own WordPress site a few months ago, with some help from Mrs. Pupster (prettysleepy) as a way to keep all his favorite you-tube videos in one place.  He especially likes the music videos dubbed over cartoon clips.  (Mrs. Pupster, incidentally, has decided to go all “American Gladiators” all the time with her wordpress site.  A decision which gets her lots of hits, and irritates me to no end, so…double bonus!)

Pupster boy 1’s latest post made me giggle, and since I’ve been too lazy busy to find morsels of wisdom for my own site, I thought that I would totally rip off my first born.  With a hat-tip, of course.

 

Two of my favorite Looney Toons, staring Claude Cat and Frisky Puppy.

 

 

 I’m sick, and I got up at 4:00AM and took some cold medicine, and my head is just loopy.  Can’t think straight, and I keep doing stupid things ’cause I’m not paying attention.   

I cut my ear while shaving this morning.  No…I wasn’t shaving my ear.  It just got in the way of my razor.  Freaky…yes? 

 It’s snowing, and it’s trash day.  I started up the Jeep and let it run to get warm while I dragged the trash to the curb.  Then I drove off to work and left my wallet and cell phone at the house.  Luckily my ass is attached or I would have forgot it too. 

I can whole heartedly recommend Tylenol Cold Multi-Symptom Severe for all your cold and flu needs.  Just stay in bed and move all sharp objects out of range. 

UPDATE:  Going home to lay down and die rest.

UPDATE 2:  Drove Jeep into garage door, cracked lower panel. 

UPDATE 3:  I didn’t wear a belt with my dress shirt and pants today.  I smell pretty bad, too.  Might have forgot to use soap in the shower this morning.  That severe cold medicine could really, really be abused in the wrong hands.  Back to bed for me.  Thanks for the well wishes.   

Today I fell propelled myself out of my office chair and into a backwards screaming heap on the floor. 

My 3/4 length winter coat was draped over the back of my chair, and when I pushed off with my feet to roll backwards toward my office printer (a signature move I’ve perfected over the last few months) the coat went under the wheels. 

I don’t know the exact physics behind it, but the chair came to a dead stop and the back was pulled down by the coat, my weight and momentum.

hard push x rolling chair + long coat = down goes Pupster

 

Lyrics after the fold

From CBC News: 

Scientists are examining whether they can harness the energy driving human sperm to propel nano-scale robots or deliver medicine to targeted sites in the body.

The biggest problem is the nano-staples keep falling out of the miniature porn mags.