Who Am I to Argue with Internet Experts?

John freakin’ Wayne, that’s who.

Test One Results:

You scored as John Wayne, You a classic all American cowboy who does the right thing. When you’re sober. Which means occasionally. You like horses, the outdoors, whiskey, hot tempered women, whiskey, and bourbon. John Wayne 100% Clint Eastwood 88% Lee Marvin 75% Lee Van Cleef 63% Charles Bronson 63% What Kind of a Western Bad-Ass are You? created with QuizFarm.com

That fabulous quiz from our friend Enas Yorl.

Test Two Results:

Your Score: John Wayne

You scored 61% Tough, 9% Roguish, 9% Friendly, and 19% Charming!

You, my friend, are a man’s man, the original true grit, one tough talking, swaggering son of a bitch. You’re not a bad guy, on the contrary, you’re the ultimate good guy, but you’re one tough character, rough and tumble, ready for anything. You call the shots and go your own way, and if some screwy dame is willing to accept your terms, that’s just fine by you. Otherwise, you’ll just hit the open trail and stay true to yourself. You stand up for what you believe and can handle any situation, usually by rushing into the thick of the action. You’re not polished and you’re not overly warm, but you’re a straight shooter and a real stand up guy. Co-stars include Lauren Bacall and Maureen O’Hara, tough broads who can take care of themselves.

Find out what kind of classic dame you’d make by taking the Classic Dames Test.

Link: The Classic Leading Man Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

And the confirmation comes from Mrs. Peel.