Posted by: Pupster | July 26, 2007

Deathcat - The Early Years

You may have read about Oscar, the hospice cat who accurately depicts the next dirt napper.  What you may not have heard, and what the Cat Cabal doesn’t want to tell you, is that Oscar is a sociopath, whose anti-human behavior was evident long before his hospice gig.  I place the earliest known evidence below the fold, with a warning.  This is NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!  GRAPHIC (but typical) HOUSE-CAT BEHAVIOR BELOW THE FOLD.

DIE TODDLER DIE

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Heh. I kick ass.

I never get tired of that. Which is good, because it loops.

I’m telling you, cats are sneaky little shits.

Cats kick ass!

I totally believe that cat dealo. I’m not too far gone a cat-lover, though, to not suspect that the cat is somehow responsible for the deaths. Last week, our cat brought in a baby bunny. BAD KITTY!

As Bull Mastiff says, “Cat. It’s whats for dinner.”

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