No, not the explosive, the cable channel.
The Easter Sunday Line-up:
7:30am - 9:30am
The Thomas Crown Affair
A billionaire looking for new challenges attracts the attention of an investigator when a priceless Monet is stolen.
Moral Lesson: Rich white guys steal stuff for fun.
9:30am - 12:00pm
American Beauty
Lester Burnham, a depressed suburban father in a mid-life crisis, decides to turn his hectic life around after developing an infatuation for his daughter’s attractive friend.
Moral Lesson: Middle-aged white guys are all crazy for your teenage daughter.
12:00pm - 2:30pm
Philadelphia
Fired by his firm, a lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back in court with help from his lawyer (Denzel Washington).
Moral Lesson: Gay is good, corporations bad.
2:30pm - 5:30pm
The Devil’s Advocate
After moving to New York, a lawyer (Keanu Reeves) and his wife (Charlize Theron) gradually learn his new employer’s (Al Pacino) true identity.
Moral Lesson: The Devil makes a good leading man.
5:30pm - 8:00pm
Deep Impact
Troubled people attempt to mend their lives as they brace themselves for a comet that threatens Earth.
Moral Lesson: Fuck it, we are all doomed anyway.
