FIRST!

NSFW – Language

Now you know.

Thanks to Harvey at IMAO.

Job Interview – Monty Python

I want to do this…just once.

TNT is of the Devil

No, not the explosive, the cable channel. 

The Easter Sunday Line-up:

7:30am – 9:30am

The Thomas Crown Affair

A billionaire looking for new challenges attracts the attention of an investigator when a priceless Monet is stolen.

Moral Lesson:  Rich white guys steal stuff for fun.

9:30am – 12:00pm

American Beauty

Lester Burnham, a depressed suburban father in a mid-life crisis, decides to turn his hectic life around after developing an infatuation for his daughter’s attractive friend.

Moral Lesson:  Middle-aged white guys are all crazy for your teenage daughter.

12:00pm – 2:30pm

Philadelphia

Fired by his firm, a lawyer (Tom Hanks) with AIDS fights back in court with help from his lawyer (Denzel Washington).

Moral Lesson:  Gay is good, corporations bad.

2:30pm – 5:30pm

The Devil’s Advocate

After moving to New York, a lawyer (Keanu Reeves) and his wife (Charlize Theron) gradually learn his new employer’s (Al Pacino) true identity.

Moral Lesson:  The Devil makes a good leading man.

5:30pm – 8:00pm

Deep Impact

Troubled people attempt to mend their lives as they brace themselves for a comet that threatens Earth.

Moral Lesson:  Fuck it, we are all doomed anyway.